1. People who text me after I call them with ‘You called?’

No shit I called you! Do you have a missed call that says “Amber”?? Then it’s pretty damn obvious I called you. Call me back. Don’t text me unless you’re doing something where you can’t talk.

2. People who tell me the proper way to do my job.

I get happy little comments daily on the proper way to do my job. ‘You know to make the cupcake better you should…’ or ‘You’d make so  much more money if you had a vegan/gluten-free/sugar-free cupcake.’ Actually you annoying prude, we tried that and they DID NOT sell. So go bake yourself a cupcake without wheat if you want it so bad.

 
3. My “smart” phone

It constantly changed words to random words that I’ve never even heard of.  Like when I type “hahah” it turns it into “hasher.”  Like WHY THE EFF do I want to put hasher randomly in my texts. (BTW, hash is some social group or something and the members call
themselves hashers).

4. Burn a CD and the song titles don’t change

I mean really. iTunes figures out how to keep everything in place when transferring stuff to any device; why can you not keep the song names on the cd when I go to import.

5. Hit backspace while typing a long whatever and then for some reason it thinks you want to go back a page and you lose everything.

I mainly think when I would fill out those questionnaires when applying for scholarships, or when you’re going to do a new post and something random happens and screws you.

6. People who are too caught in their ways to be compassionate

We all have our faults and while I’m sure I don’t always have the most compassion for everyone, always; but some people are just heartless and this makes me want to punch them in their stupid prude-ass faces.

7. Girls who don’t realize the person they are with has changed their whole life for them.

If you know me, you’ll know what I mean; you’ll know who I mean.